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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

California Spiders (3.01.06)

Okay, so I've been here a year now but I still haven't gotten used to the spiders.

The thing that most freaks me out is, which are harmless little bug-eating friends and which are hideous spawned-from-Satan bastards just lying in wait to bite you and produce gangrenous necrosis (I won't insert a link to that--the spider pics are bad enough!)?

Because frankly...I've seen a variety already and they ALL look like karmic punishment waiting to happen.

I once read that the average person swallows eight spiders during his or her lifetime, mostly (mostly?!?) during sleep.

And with that, I'm off to bed. (twitch, tweak, shiver)


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