God He's Hot (3.29.06)
Recently I've experienced a rash of fellow myspace-cadets asking me for "special favors". (Apparently they didn't get the memo that I'm married. And pregnant. Oh, yeah, and psycho.)
To this I say...I am sorry, but my heart belongs to only one man. And here he is:
Shhhhhhhh...don't tell my husband about my secret crush. GOD but he's hot. Tell you what, we can split him. You take one cheek, I'll take the other. Can I have the less hairy one?
(p.s. The above WAS a joke...just so there's no misunderstanding here. In fact, I'm currently undergoing psychiatric treatment for post traumatic stress syndrome just from having viewed this picture.)